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1. One of the pieces of an area divided into nine sections.

2. A section of a rectangle that has been divided by two perpendicular pairs of parallel lines.
a) It's hard to win a game of tic-tac-toe when you start in the top, bottom or side nonants.

b) You'd better check your blind nonant before changing lanes.

c) Hey dude, check it out. My queen, bishop and rook have got all your king's nonants covered. Suffer looser.
nonant by Chris Protologism April 19, 2008
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Something shouted in order to distract an opponent in a sporting event or other contest which requires skill to set up or execute a shot, most often heard in golf games (especially miniature), but also heard when playing pool or darts. From the film Caddyshack, when fellow caddies taunt Noonan in the hopes that he will miss a critical putt.
Noonan! Miss it, Noonan! NNNNNNooooonan!
noonan by lp1222 July 25, 2006
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Ninanese 

A dialect of English that grew out of a desire to bowdlerize vernacular speech by deliberately mispronouncing vowel sounds. Modern Ninanese is characterized by its liberal use of uncommon abbreviations and by its inconsistent but pervasive substitution of the the short /ʌ/, and occasionally /ɨ/, with long /uː/, making "shut" and "fish" sound like "shoot" and "foosh." Occasionally, two- and three-word phrases are substituted with other phrases that bear the same initials.
Ninanese (proficient speaker): That bootch def just made a face at me.
Arthur Von Schwarz: How impolite.
NPS: I mean let's be rull, I look narst as fook. This hair could most certainly bring down oil prices. And this G-town sweatshirt is all kinds of jank.
AVS: Haha if you say so.
NPS: Oh, yeah, whatever, (twirls hair) I mean, I wasn't being serious or anything, but-- (trails off)
AVS: Oh! Sorry! I was kidding!
NPS: Whatevz, I'ma cutchu.
AVS: I don't have time for this, I'm off to a spelling bee.
NPS: Oh! Gloock!!! I was just kidding, I SLLR you! Have foon at your Santa Barbara!!! :):):)
Ninanese by The Tom Brokaw December 16, 2008

nownanow 

The character spiderman as known by the Asian body.
Is that a bird? Is that a plane? No! It's nownanow!
nownanow by Yao Yun Tai, Robba Jr. February 18, 2008
1. A random, strange or unusual person.

2. Someone you have met but whose name you don't know or can't remember

3. A made up person.

4. A extremely odd feeling, one of slight unease or discomfort.

5. Something to say when there is nothing else to talk about.
.......NONANI
nonani by gglikeskittys April 22, 2011

Dirty noonan 

For an unhygienic bald-headed man to cowardly punch in the windows of a car that has only defenceless people inside, e.g children, girls.
“I was visiting Cowleaze the other day, and saw that Tony man pulling a Dirty Noonan on a car full of girls who were trying to show him his step son’s racist behaviour”
My home girl's gonna be a momma, so I get to be a ninang!
ninang by asmallpinay August 23, 2008