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1. Know It All Gamer
A gamer who doesnt shut up when gaming.This is becuase they just cant stop telling you about the game or anything remotely close to being related to the game.
Know It All Gamer : Man, this is such a great game.I bet you guys dont know the year it was published and who came up with the character design,graphic design,sound,(babbles on for quite some time)

Days Later:The ex-boyfriend of the whife who married the roomate of the person who first came up with the idea of the game, ::SMACK::

John:Wow, thanks man
Rick(holding a bloody bat):No prob/

\Know It All Gamer:Wow! Star Wars Battlefront II! Man that was totally awesome when like, in the fourth movie, luke was all like.....

Hours Later : Then, in Revenge of the Sith, Anakin went all ::KA-SMACK-AGAIN::

Marcus:Thanks, dude
Rick:Man,I thought that guy was dead...
2. gamer hater
Someone who thinks that people who play videogames are idiots/ nerds who are wasting their time and have no social lives.
Gamers are actually intelligent people with a good amount of friends.

a gamer hater is usually a sports obsessed fag or some other person like that.

they usually just act this way because they dont have the brain cells to play a videogame and are also hypocritical because they obsess over baseball games and shit like that.
Gamer1:hey, did you see the new graphics on the 360?

Gamer2: yeah, they're pretty awesome but i think it could be better.

Gamer hater: ur faggots cuz u play loser videogames, get some sunlight lol

Gamer2:actually, you're a fag because you're wasting a brain.
3. Generic Gamer Excuse
An excuse that is only used by a gamer after he is beaten by another gamer or beaten by the computer. Such as "He only beat me because I was reloading" or "I didn't get enough sleep lastnight."
"Dude, he was camping!!!"

"No it was fair. nice Generic Gamer Excuse"
4. gamer
A mocking trend recently started at Williamsville North High School that is spreading across Western New York. It's typically used as a derrogatory term by preps/jocks against people whom they think are inferior, regardless of their gaming habits.

Common victims of the term:
1. People who wear black.
2. People who don't like football.
3. People who like music.
4. People who are knowledgeable with computers.
5. Essentially anyone with an i.q greater then that of a grapefruit.

Common users of the term:
1. People who love sports to the point of obsession.
2. People who smell like an abercrombie store.
3. People whose parents clearly pay for all of their clothes.
4. Essentially anyone who has no self-esteem and feels the need to mock others who are actually happier then they are to make themselves feel bettter.
Prep 1: Dude, look at those gamers, think they've ever heard of football.

Prep 2: No way man, they're such faggots cause they wear black.

*high pitched laughter*

Prep 1: Anyways, I've been pretty down since my girl sucked seven guys dicks at the party last week.

Prep 2: Dude, that's fucking beat. Let's go make fun of some people to make up for our low opinion of ourselves.

Prep 1: Coo'
5. girl gamer
What are you talking about? No girls exist on the internet.
Girl gamer - As real as bigfoot.
G= Guy.
I= In.
R= Real.
L= Life.
And that is a girl gamer.
6. casual gamer
casual gamers make up the silent majority of computer and console game players that:

1, use pc and console games as a means of socializing or to connect with friends rather than as an achievement or to further their reputation as a skillful game player.

2, are by definition inferior in skill to any hardcore gamer.

3, do not play casual games.

4, play mainly console based games due to their ease of setup and "plug & play" capabiliy.

5, inherently feel a need to confront hardcore gamers due to their own inferior skills and the hardcore gamers inherent need to prove victorious.
Any casual gamer that successfully challenges a hardcore gamer is not a casual gamer, but a hardcore gamer in denial.

Obviousy, all gamers are bound by the desire to win at any given game, there would be no point to any game if that were not true, but the over-riding desire to connect with other individuals, be it close friends or distant aquaintances define the casual gamer.

Hardcore gamers have a generally negative, and often derogatory view of casual gamers, looked upon as the plauge of the video game industry. While hardcore gamers are in the minority of gamers they provide an invaluable resource to developers on both the hardware and software end. Without the hardcore gamers passion and dedication to the art, we would not have the quality games that are available today.

Since the purchase power of the casual gamer determines what becomes a best seller, it is understandable why the hardcore gamer has such contempt for the group.
7. Retro Gamer
A gamer who only plays older systems, like arcade games, Atari, NES, Game Boy Pocket, Super Nintendo, Sega Dreamcast, N64, PS1, Game Boy Color, etc.
No Xbox or PSP for me, thanks, I'm a retro gamer.
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