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No weed left behind!! 

You know no child left behind yea fuck that all bud will be smoked tf u doing leaving weed behind dumbass smh- E.L
Pothead1: You ready too go.
Pothead2: Bro u gonna just leave the weed u dropped rolling?
Pothead1: nah imma dust it off.
Pothead2: you ungrateful bitch! NO WEED LEFT BEHIND!!

No Weed November 

Not smoking weed for the entire month of November.
Stoner 1: "Hand rolled J's on deck, who wants them"
Stoner 2: "Its No Weed November, stop that."
No Weed November by Graker Bravin November 10, 2022

Don't ever buy no weed from the gas station

Don't ever buy no weed from the gas station bro. If the n*gga ain't in yo contacts, don't never go to the gas station bro. i went up there at 11 o'clock last night, tried to get me some weed, well i smoked that shit, woke up, my motherfucking eye was right here, and my other eye still right here. Explain bro! I got to go look for this n*gga bro! What the fuck did you send me bro! Look at me bro!

I'm HIDEOUS!
friend 2: bro what happened to your eye?

friend 1: Don't ever buy no weed from the gas station bro. If the n*gga ain't in yo contacts, don't never go to the gas station bro. i went up there at 11 o'clock last night, tried to get me some weed, well i smoked that shit, woke up, my motherfucking eye was right here, and my other eye still right here. Explain bro! I got to go look for this n*gga bro! What the fuck did you send me bro! Look at me bro! I'm HIDEOUS!

person 2: ok

Its that a weed "no its a crayon" im calling the police

Girl: Is that a weed

Guy: No this is a crayon

Girl: I'm calling the police

Microwave: 911 what's your emergency

Guy: *visible confusion*
Its that a weed "no its a crayon" im calling the police

Weed aint no drug

Dont give me no shit about weed is a drug it aint no drug, i had done the research its just a plant it just grows, and if you jus happen to set it on fire there are some effects, but that aint the same as drugs - drugs you gota do shit chemicaly you gota add bacon soda, water stir it up i dont no the recipee im jus saying theres some shit you gota do to it
i dont no why it aint legal, Asprin is perfectly legal but if you go take 13 of them its your last head ake

weed aint no drug

chip - do you do drugs ?

Jerome - no but i smoke weed
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026