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THIS AIN'T NO BEER BELLY; THIS IS A FUEL TANK FOR A WHOOP-ASS MACHINE THAT'S ABOUT READY TO OPEN UP A CAN ON YOUR ASS! 

what you say to somebody who makes fun of your gut, or says you've got quite the beer belly.

Beer of no return 

The last beer you can have before crossing over from having a casual drink to being out all night and becoming a drunken mess.
Dude,I can't drink tonight. My beer of no return number is very low. If I have more than two, I'll be out all night

Have No Fear of Ice Cold Beer 

Naming the seven diatomic elements:

Have (hydrogen) No (nitrogen) Fear (Flourine) Of (oxygen) Ice (iodine) Cold (chlorine) Beer (bromine)!

Much easier to remember than i bring clay for our new home!
Dude, can you tell me what the seven diatomic elements are?

Have No Fear Of Ice Cold Beer!

Thanks, Man!

No More Beers 

A drunken play on the ozzy song "No More Tears", using this term tells all 3 things, easily established:

A).You are a metalhead.

B). You are drunk.

C). You need to go to the liquor store.
Tom: Aw man, ozzy, FUCKING RIGHTEOUS!

Jimmy:Looks in cooler, wasted NO MORE BEERS!

2 beers no shots

When you want to have a chill night and not blackout. You say, “I’m only going out for 2 beers no shots”. Which inevitably leads to you blackout the F out. Every single time.
Man 1: wanna drink tonight?
Man 2: sure, but I’m only having 2 beers no shots
Later that day….
Man 1&2: absolutely sideways.
2 beers no shots by ModifiedPotato October 27, 2023

nobeerifear

the fear of not having beer
Man,do you have nobeerifear?
Yes.
Do i have bad news fo you.
nobeerifear by TiganFerar November 22, 2024