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ninjistics 

A term related to the amount of questions a ninja can answer in one Podcast. There is not a number high enough to count how many he could answer.
In the process of processing these ninjistics, your head would explode, like Scanners, if you also added a big spoonful of Wrath of Khan.

See also ninjonics, the more urban form of the word.
Last night my brother asked Uncle Ninja how many questions he could answer in a podcast. Uncle dropped into ninjistics mode. Later my mother made me clean up the fragments of my dear brother's head.
ninjistics by Caitlin the Ninja August 10, 2006
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ninjistics 

the art of learning how to be a ninja or the art of being a ninja.
Grasshopper, today you will be learning ninjistics by walking swifty across water.

nigristic 

To be niggardly is to be nigristic. See nigricism.
You go shopping to the Big-Y supermarket with your room-mates and one of them disagrees with the purchase of an item based on its price of minuscule amount. For example, a box of cereal for 3.99. This person is being nigristic.
nigristic by Jon Husky December 30, 2007

Nigguistics 

The accepted term describing the dialect and speech of modern African-Americans. ebonics
LaMichael: Ayyy bruh, You been heard Jamal talk???
Darryl: Oh yeah bruh, him nigguistics be goin ham!
Nigguistics by DaMostBestest October 4, 2011
A word to summarize black traits in an otherwise non-black persons actions.
The white boy shot gunned the grape pop in a very niglistic manner
Niglistic by jibster19 October 4, 2011
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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