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nightcat 

A method of keeping your head warm on cold nights, by allowing your cat to curl up on your pillow, the back of your neck, or your head itself.
Buddy: It was really cold last night, wasn't it?
Me: I dunno about *you*, but *I* was super cozy with my quilt and nightcat. He purred me to sleep, too!
nightcat by KalliJ December 10, 2010
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Furness-Nightcap 

When at the end of a night out drinking you offer a goodnight hug to a female friend and attempt to slip a finger in her anus.
I gave Jenny a sweet "Furness-Nightcap" before she went home last night!
Furness-Nightcap by Mr_Toasty February 27, 2011

szechuan nightcap 

A chinese girl gives you a BJ with hot peppers in her mouth
My jizz felt like LAVA From that szechuan nightcap!

Chinaman's Nightcap

Generally reserved for Opium, but can be used for all opiate based drugs.
Me: Got any chinaman's nightcap my man?
Local Drug Dealer: Eh?

nightfap 

Masturbating just before sleeping. Similar to the way a nightcap can help you relax and unwind at the end of the day before sleeping. Common in young males that have high testosterone levels and need a way to shoot off some steam. Can also be useful in situations of extreme horniness making you unable to sleep.
"I was way too stressed to sleep, so I had a nightfap and slept like a baby."

"Man I was hanging around Julia all day, so I was way too horny to sleep. Nightfap solved it."
nightfap by P450 September 9, 2009

nightcap 

a drink (usually whisky/whiskey) taken at bedtime to aid a better sleep.
i'm a bit agitated i think i'll have nightcap
nightcap by Caleb Worsharski November 26, 2003

Nightascinate 

To procrastinate and hang around causing yourself to not go to bed at your set or usual bed time.
Guy 1: "Dude, do you have Mrs. Daniels homework?"

Guy 2: "Nah, I nightascinated last night, so were both screwed."
Nightascinate by leefrenzy December 18, 2009