nigga, please

An urbanization of "Oh come come now, my esteemed African-American brother....surely you jest."

"I done had the LaRone triplets, twice!"
"Nigga please, you ain't had s***."

by redgyul September 23, 2004

nigga please

Slang that means "Give me a break." Or anything similar in meaning.

"I got laid last night!"

"Nigga please."

by IceWarm June 21, 2004

Nigga Please

When you accidently bump into/are in the way of a black girl. Then when you try to say sorry you get slapped in the face with a "Nigga Please!" followed by a string of insults including ones aimed at your ethnicity, mom, fashion sense, Etc. And it all ends with a snap of the fingers and a bob of the head and she walks off. Leaving you in a total state of confusion.

Johnson: Oops!, I'm so-
Shaquandaya: Nigga Please!, You look like you just came out of the thrift store with yo cheap ass. Yo mom was a poor white trash hooker and you look straight up retarded! Crazy fuckin' crackas, think they can accidently walk into me!
Johnson:...What just happened?

by iwannabeanalcoholic January 28, 2005

nigga please

a phrase someone (preferably black people) say when they disagree with another's comment.

Guy 1: Laquisha has a fine ass.
Guy 2: Yea but yo momma's ass is better.
Guy 1: Nigga please.

by Woobie May 28, 2005

nigga please

Exclamatory interjection typically spoken by African Americans who doubt the veracity of another's claim.

Kee'sha: "Girl, my baby daddy got hisself a new job!"

LaQuinta: "Nigga please!"

by UrbanLexicographer February 23, 2008

nigga please

a phrase commonly used to show disapproval or disdain towards another individual or comment.

person A: Yo dude check out this crackin ass shirt i got.

person B: you still got a busted ass grill!

person A: nigga please

by wordsmith January 21, 2004

nigga, please

A statement meaning, "Oh come on, that can't be right!"

Person 1: I did your mom last night.
Person 2: Nigga, please!

by Falcon November 22, 2003