Arkport, New York 

A small village in New York in which the librarian smells and has a population of 832.

What smells like cheese?""That's the librarian from Arkport, New York.

Arkport, New York by blah141 March 6, 2011

NewarkReady

1. Not ready. At all.
2. The most unfortunate hashtag ever.

1. The steak said "Moo!" when I jabbed it. It was NewarkReady.

2. Man, I'm NewarkReady for this frontal lobotomy.

NewarkReady by M. Trips August 21, 2021

Newark Flu 

A multisystemic disease indigenous to homeless and jobless tribal populations in Newark, New Jersey consisting of HIV and at least two variations of hepatitis, most commonly HEP B and C.

Yo dawg, don't touch that nigga, he got dat newark flu.

Sumbady cawl a ambalamps, dat dirty hoe got da newark flu...

Newark Flu by bootyclap189 April 29, 2011

Newark-on-Trent

An utter shit hole. The population of Newark is probably 50% chav and 50% pikey. The atmosphere is a beautiful blend of benefit scroungers and youth gang culture.

Jamie told me Newark-on-Trent is actually quite a nice place to visit.

Jamie is lying to you.

Newark-on-Trent by 180246 September 5, 2016

newark 

Largest city in NJ. Located in North Jersey, it has a suprisingly large and clean airport. Newark started out as a very industrial city and used to have a higher population. Now Newark is what you would call ghetto, not as bad Camden but still a high crime rate. I wish they would clean it up and stop the gang violence cause New Jersey is in need of a thriving metropolis.

I love NJ but we should clean up Newark,Trenton, and Camden.

newark by Jersey Kid January 29, 2008

Newark 

The shittiest place in the entire galaxy.

Newark, New Jersey is a place filled with gangs, drugs, guns and hoes. And plus it smells like shit.

Newark by hnoss May 30, 2017

newark 

Largest city in New Jersey. Not as shitty as everyone thinks it is. Many of the people need to control their guns though. Downtown as a lot a buildings and soon will have the new Newark Arena for the Devils NHL Team. Newark has four colleges. NJIT, Rutgers, Essex County College, and UMDNJ. Also has one of the busiest airports in the world, and its own little subway system.

1-"Will i get shot in Newark?"
2-"Maybe..if ur an idiot and walk around the neighborhoods at night"
1. "Oh true"

newark by XBLINDSIDEX September 30, 2006