Nemophilia

Nemophilia is the love of spending time in forests or woodland, particularly at night; going camping in woodland could probably be considered to be the equivalent of sex, possibly this is what John Denver meant when he wrote Annie’s Song. It does, however, make you wonder what woodland survival training, as practised by the armed forces, would equate to.

No Malcolm, people who practise Nemophilia should not be arrested and jailed.

Nemophilia by AKACroatalin December 30, 2016

nemophilist 

1. One who is fond of forests or forest scenery.
2. A haunter of the woods

She goes to the forest everyday, because she loves it. She's a nemophilist

She ran away from her home and ran into the woods. She's a nemophilist

nemophilist by RoseThorn_ April 10, 2017

Nemophilia

Nemophilia is the love of spending time in forests or woodland; woodland survival training, as practised by the armed forces could, therefore, be considered the equivalent of sex.

Malcolm is such a wanker he thought nemophilia was having sex with a cartoon fish.

Nemophilia by Croatalin December 31, 2013

Nemophiliac 

A person that has a sexual fettish for fish and aquatic life.

The word comes from the movie Finding Nemo and Philiac which means to love.

Did you just jack off into the fish tank? what are you, some sort of Nemophiliac?

You know I'm not allowed at Seaworld anymore, not after they found out I was a Nemophiliac

Nemophiliac by FilthyMexicanJesusMan aka FMJM April 23, 2009

Nemoricultrix 

A Latin word meaning “forest-haunting; she who dwells in the woods”

Usually referring to a female spirit who haunts a forest.

That creature in the book is what we call a ‘Nemoricultrix’! I’m glad you’re interested in such obscure topics, kid.

Nemoricultrix by Madia Honeybee October 19, 2018

Nemophile 

One who loves woodland areas and groves. Specifically related to Nemophilia as a type of flower preferring said environments.

All these fucking disaffected, nemophile hipsters with their antler shirts and their aspen tree wallpapers and their pseudo-outdoorsman shit are starting to piss me the fuck off.

Nemophile by Dylan McDermott July 22, 2014

Nemortul 

Romanian for "the undead".

A strigoi mort is nemortul and one just fucked yo mama last night.

Nemortul by Nemortul November 13, 2019