band nazi

A member of any band that insists he is the best one in the band and writes all the music and calls all the shots. Often tells the other band members what to do which directly leads them to talk about him behind his back. Most band nazis are lead guitarists.

Drummer: Kyle is so annoying. Did you see him telling me how to play to that stupid riff he made up?
Singer: Yeah! He fucking sucks.
Bassist: What a band nazi.

band nazi by xalcoholx April 2, 2006

band nazi

woodwind section leader.

i know, i am one.

"the clarinet section leader is such a band nazi! the brass get to slack off while she makes the woodwinds learn all the major and minor scales! grr."

band nazi by squeeky the clarinet duckie June 19, 2006

band nazi

any director or assistant director who overworks the band in a communist fashion

mr ford hasnt given us water in hours,that fucking band nazi

band nazi by Tyler Headrick September 14, 2006

Band Nazi

Generally a complete, utter and total B*TCH. Often abuses power given to her by people higher up in the pecking order. Favourite past-times include:
- Making empty threats
- Psyching up
- Whinging
- Having temper tantrums
- Wearing a kilt with no undies
- Buying flea repellent for her "dog"

Person 1: I love my life
Person 2: OH NO! IT'S THE BAND NAZI! RUN!
Person 1: I hate my life

Band Nazi by Said Person August 31, 2007

bandwidth nazi 

A person in the IT department that doesn't allow anyone onto the network for any reason (whether good or bad). Spends weeks on end getting his proxy server up so he can feel like a real IT department is under his fingertips. Also know to have packet sniffing software running 24/7 on his network to identify potential "spies" or "HaxOr$".
Often times this power trip is due to the fact that he/she has a small business penis and needs to grow into their role.

"We had some guests coming to our office and i had to tell them that our network was down for the day so they wouldn't ask to use our network to check email. Thanks Bandwith Nazi!"

"We had to hire some new employees and give the IT guy a day off. We needed to get them on the network and knew the bandwidth nazi would come full force with his bullshit blitzkrieg."

bandwidth nazi by Homer Jhay Simpson April 14, 2008

bandwidth nazi 

1) The guy in IT who is in charge of the Internet content filter at work - making your life hell because you can't surf for anything cool.

2) The guy who is tying up the network with excessive bit torrent traffic at work making it impossible to accomplish anything work related.

1) All I want to do is check my fucking gmail and the bandwidth nazi has the site blocked!

2) Why the fuck can't I get webmail to load!? Which one of your bandwidth nazi's is downloading again!?

bandwidth nazi by !BlackDeath! December 12, 2007