National Skip Sports’ Practice Day

On April 8th you can skip your schools’ sports practice because god said so

Ignorant athlete: Hey bro why weren’t you at track practice yesterday?

Enlightened athlete: It was National Skip Sports’ Practice Day yesterday, how did you not know?

National Skip Sports’ Practice Day by Joe Biden’s daughter April 8, 2022

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national sport

Something that all citizens relugiously engage in with a competitive pation

In the Seventies and Eightees, corruption used to be the National Sport of Brazil

national sport by Kirimia April 12, 2020

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national shorts day

national shorts day is on November 17

wear shorts on November 17 because it’s national shorts day

national shorts day by jakayla3093 November 17, 2022

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National throw Shorts people day

yeet those under 5'4 with gusto and bless the ground they fall on. The date goes on October 23rd.

"Why'd you throw me"
"Because its national throw shorts people day bitch"

National throw Shorts people day by cfbs get fucked September 9, 2020

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national booty shorts day

August 14 is national booty shorts day. Ask any random person for a booty shorts pic and they have to send it to you.

Guy: it's national booty shorts day
Girl: god damnit

national booty shorts day by Mr steak your chick August 14, 2021

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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