Namekian Dick Suck

When three women put their mouth over a man's (or namekian's) penis. Two girls put their mouth over half his lower penis sucking it on each side. The other one is upside-down sucking the head of the penis with her legs hanging on the guy's shoulders and her ass facing the guy's face.

Dude, I went to the club last night, and I picked up three girls. Then gave me a Namekian Dick Suck! It was awesome!

Namekian Dick Suck by Triple ExXx April 8, 2009

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Namekian Turtle

A retarded turtle that looks like Piccollo from Dragon Ball Z.

Josef Bamelem is a Namekian Turtle

Namekian Turtle by Namekian Turtle June 6, 2019

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Namekian Dick Suck • Namekian Turtle • Nameless namekian • Namakian • nemekian

Nameless namekian

A permanent target of the group. Breathes = Gets roasted. Speaks = Gets flamed. Stays quiet = Still somehow catches strays. Exists purely so the server never runs out of material. If there’s a joke flying around, odds are it’s hitting him first.

“Don’t blame me, blame Nameless Namekian, he probably caused it somehow.”

Nameless namekian by Nichevillian November 23, 2025

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Namakian

Persian, as in Nojan (see I just nojaned yo mama last night) meaning shibbaa.

yo did you see that Namakian? he was shibba-ing all night.

Namakian by namakianexpert December 14, 2010

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nemekian

alian scum from the planet namic as seen on dragon ball z

hey, hunny our nemekian sun just let out the dogs, that alian sun of a bitch

nemekian by xyzarthon June 24, 2006

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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