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mystical creatures 

These are creatures who we humans may or may not believe in. They can live anywhere, look like anything, and possibly do things we never dreamed was possible. most of the animals are related to magic which is why most humans have never seen any.
the yeti, loch ness monster, bigfoot, unicorns, goblins, sprites, fairies, etc. are all examples of mystical creatures.
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Mystical Creature 

Mystical creature was a little mystical creature the size of my penis. Mystical is one of many alter ego's of the famous toxic mike, (aka mysterious). Mystical was grown up in a clean house hold, every thing was very tidy, and he loved to play with his brothers like hs liked to bone his mom up the ass. His mother was a huge boner who liked to eat chodes. One night her tampon leaked and it went into mystical's mouth. Mystical didn't like the taste of blood but he really like the taste of the tampon. Mystcial procceeded to chew like it was bublicious gum! MMMMMMMM MMMMMMM good, it was as tasty as cambells soup! Mystical then contracted "Toxic shock sydrome" and died on impact.
RIP: Biggies, tupac, MYSTICAL CREATURE!

Mystical Creatures 

Patrons that come out showing support for a wife that should not be screwed over by a shady sob
The mystical creatures came to my rescue when my CF aka sob threatened me to gain advantage.

Mystical Elf Creature 

one who has long, beautiful hair and lives in the forest of Illegashia, helping Corbin hadley make it through the hard times in life.
Did the mystical elf creature go to the Justin Beiber concert last thursday?
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026