Mufkin

The words mother fucking spoken quickly, or in ebonics.

Lookit all yo damn gold, ya mufkin rich pimp!

Mufkin by Kurtangel November 28, 2006

Mufkin

A shortened version for saying mother fuckin.

Bobby won't stay the hell out of my mufkin fridge.

Mufkin by yomommadntknowme September 28, 2012

flumpy mufkin 

When you take a poop on a woman’s foot anfter eating a crave case from White Castle; and then proceed to receive a foot job and use the poop as lubricant.

Did you hear about Greg? He got a flumpy mufkin last night from that bar skank! She lubed her foot up with turd juice!

flumpy mufkin by AggravatedHippo54 August 16, 2023

Crust muffin 

When Emma chamberlain’s makeup is crusty at the end of the day and not blended

I look like a crust muffin

Crust muffin by Abadabadu March 12, 2018

Muffin kisses 

When you give a vagina a little peck on the lips with your face lips, just to let her know you’re there. Step one of eating out a vagina.

My girlfriend loves when I give her muffin kisses.
She can only cum if I go down on her and start with some muffin kisses.

Muffin kisses by Miguel el Nappy October 31, 2020

Wagga muffin 

Was suppose to be used as an affectionate term, but was taken as an offensive one.

example:

Aye is a wagga muffin.

Aye is a wagga muffin

Wagga muffin by swaggyprincess96 April 4, 2015

Muffin lovin

Is an obsessive and unhealthy addiction to muffins, may cause mild to severe retardation and confusion. individuals may attack friends and/or family in order to take possession of said muffin then penetrate it

Dave: where the f@ck is my muffin?!
Danny: dude calm down it looked delicious so I ate it im sorry
Dave: WTF!!!!
Danny: calm down dude sounds like you've got a case of the Muffin lovin

Muffin lovin by Double triple May 16, 2016