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1. fag mufin
1. a gay mans ass 2. a word with no meaning, a word to trick your freinds.(to make them ask every one)
yo bitch, im gona kick your fag mufin!
2. Muffin clan
Indeed the mufin clan is the best thing in da world!
Me:Join the mufffin clan you fucktard
AN Asshole:Do yuo mean the best thing in the world?
Me:YES SO JOIN!
An Ass Hole:Yes oh dearist Pickled Onion Muffin
3. knitting
Getting shagged ! Getting laid...

I did some knitting last night !
4. shag muffin
It means that you're hot and sexy, and also good enough to eat!
Person A: You're such a shag muffin!

Person B: Thanks!
5. random
random randomness is out of the blue used commanly by mindless and moronic teenagers in an attempt to seem humerous and popular among here piers.
bob: hello fred , how are you today?

fred: the yellow monkey attacked the weather man because he stole his cheese covered muffins in an attempt to save the world from the apocolapse and the end of biscuit farms everywhere.

Bob:my , how random.
6. Muffin Top
A member of the female sex who adorns herself prodominantly in clothing too small for herself, creating an effect of her figure spilling out over the top of her pants, resembling the top of a muffin. Muffin tops are generally unaware of their condition, and typically even believe that they are MORE attractive than non-muffin tops. These females are very easily spotted in nearly all social events, and the muffin tops even parade themselves about in a way to advertise their willingness to participate in sexual activity with willing members of BOTH sexes. Most of the time, muffin tops can be found in the pressence of and under the influence of alcohol and other substances.
"look at jessica, in those pants she is a total muffin top, they must be at least 2 sizes too small, and her fat stomache is spilling out all over the place!"
7. muffin slap
This is a physical diss for all girls who have muffin tops. You approach one of these unfortunates from behind (for those more daring, or rather semi-retarded, you can advance from the front) and with both hands slap her muffins. After you have properly abused your victim, it is best to make a quick getaway and shout from the top of your lungs, "MUFFIN SLAP!!"
Girl: (crying) I totally just got muffin slapped!
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