Muxingzi 

Female; an adorable, yet mad Chinese girl who looks like a potato and behaves like a wild puppy.

She was very Muxingzi today.
Look at her, what a Muxingzi she is!!!

Muxingzi by ufo007 September 14, 2016

Toilet Musing 

The act of taking time on the toilet to reflect on life and its various aspects.

Hey bro, you were in there for awhile. Is everything alright?

Oh sorry, I was just toilet musing.

Toilet Musing by Mikekim93 February 24, 2011

Muning 

A common name for a cat. Usually used in the Philippines

Muning muning muninngggg~ Come here, Muning.

Muning by CristyI August 6, 2018

Munding 

A verb meaning to laze around and do nothing. To exert no energy; the complete lack of activity.

'I've been munding all day'
'We're just munding'
'I'm munding, its the act of mundification'

Munding by reacet06 July 18, 2011

Mudfinger 

The unfortunate result of ones finger breaking through toilet paper while wiping. Usually this is a result of inferior toilet paper.

Gus: Hey Peabody have you been working in the garden again? it looks like you got dirt under your nails.
Peabody: Geez errr that's just Mudfinger, Clarice needs to stop buying our tp at the five and dime, that shit is see-through.

Mudfinger by qochaka February 2, 2015

cock muting 

When some dumb bitch won't shut the fuck up so you are forced to lodge your cock in her fucking mouth to shut her the fuck up.

I love cock muting Tina because she never shuts her fucking cock sucker. What a stupid bitch. Shut the fuck up Tina!!

cock muting by Johnny Chinslappin November 11, 2007

Midinger

Mix Middle and finger together and now you a nice insult! Now you don't need to raise your middle finger if your old and crippled. This is what it means: Your the reason God created the middle finger

Aye yo! (random person name) your a midinger!

Midinger by Makeacreativenameyoudipshit November 10, 2020