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PIB = princess in bed. Mr. PIB is a name for a guy who's selfish in bed and only cares about his own sexual pleasure. He frequently instructs his partner what to do in order to maximize his pleasure. I'll bet you'd prefer the soda.
"DEEPER!"
"Okay, Mr. Pib. I'm practically choking here, but anything to get you off."
Mr. PIB by Mrs. Pib July 19, 2009
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PIB = princess in bed. Mr. PIB is a name for a guy who's selfish in bed and only cares about his own sexual pleasure. He frequently instructs his partner what to do in order to maximize his pleasure. I'll bet you'd prefer the soda.
"DEEPER!"
"Okay, Mr. Pib. I'm practically choking here, but no big deal."
Mr. PIB by Mrs. Pib July 19, 2009
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Mr. Pibb 

One of, if not the most delicious, yet underrated sodas of all time.
Friend: got anything to drink?

Me: yeah, got some Mr. Pibb.

Friend: what's Mr. Pibb?

Me: Only one of the greatest fucking sodas ever created. How do you not know about Mr. Pibb?
Mr. Pibb by Potterfreak82 January 21, 2011
A beverage, when consumed with Red Vines, equals crazy delicious. Just make sure you pack it up tight when taking it into theatres, becasue you don't want security to get suspicious.
Narnia Movie Goer 1: I have Red Vines...
Narnia Movie Goer 1: I have Mr Pibb!
Narnia Movie Goers in unison: Crazy Delicious!
Me: Double True!
Mr Pibb by Chuz January 13, 2006

Mr. PIBB 

A sexual act when you pee in another's butt.
EX 1:

Guy: So do you like Mr. Pibb?
Girl: Of course I do!
Guy: When would you like me to give you a Mr. Pibb.
Girl: Now!
Guy: Great! Cause I really have to take a piss, and your butt would be a lot more convenient than going to the bathroom.
Girl: WTF!!!

EX 2:
Guy #1: That girl is a PIBBie (AKA, she is not too hot, but I'd pee in her butt)
Mr. PIBB by Young Vaj May 9, 2008
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026