mr. mackey

one of the funniest south park characters, mostly because he's exactly like all Health education teachers ever. he goes in circles about how drugs and drinking is bad, along with sex education, without explaining anything, because he has no idea. It's hilarious to watch, especially if you're in a health class currently, and can make the comparison

Mr. mackey on drugs:
"drugs are bad, m'kay, so, if you do drugs, you're bad, m'kay, because drugs are bad. they can hurt your body, m'kay, cause drugs are bad, m'kay...

Mr. mackey, on sex education:
"So then the man puts his penis... he puts his penis..."
*kyle* "haven't you ever had sex before?"
"of course i have, it's just been a while. lets see, i'm pretty sure he puts his penis... dang it, where did i put that thing???"

mr. mackey by Chef aid April 23, 2007

mr. mackintosh 

Basically the greatest math teacher in the history of mankind. Could, and would, teach the entire continent of Asia blindfolded with one hand tied behind his back and still have time to spare. Possibly taught Asians math.

Mr. Mackintosh is the LORD!

mr. mackintosh by Mr. Mackintosh June 10, 2018

mr. mackey

Mr. Mackey is the guidance couselor in the show South Park, M'kay. He always says M'kay, M'kay.

Mr. mackey- Drug are bad, M'kay.

mr. mackey by Mmk01 May 4, 2016

Mr.Mackinnon

wackest sosocials teacher there is in the wolrd he is wack !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

your so a Mr.Mackinnon

Mr.Mackinnon by durr190308 April 5, 2019

Mr.Mackey 

MKAYYYY

Mr.Mackey says mkayyy

Mr.Mackey by Dexter5505 February 10, 2022