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Dream with one's mouth open

The act of verbally sharing or expressing dreams, ideals, or improbable plans with others as if they had some validity to them. An extension of the proverb "counting chickens before they have hatched", this phrase is the equivalent to not only counting the chickens, but generously distributing them out to friends, family, and acquaintances.
*Examples of Dream with one's mouth open.

A: My band is getting a really good response at facebook and we're getting more and more people following us at twitter. It's just matter of time before we're picked up by a label so we can release our CD and go on tour.
B: Stop dreaming with your mouth open. It's just sad...

A: Ooh, I'm going to be hooking up with someone tonight at the party.
B: Dude, didn't your mother ever tell you not to dream with your mouth open?

A: So she told me that she was talking to a massive client and that we should be getting some decent work soon.
B: Yeah, and she tends to dream with her mouth open. I wouldn't hold your breath.
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chewing gum with your mouth open 

annoying af
Gary: stop chewing gum with your mouth open, are you insane?!
David: what's the big deal? it doesn't hurt anyone.
Gary: its annoying af!

Sleeps mouth open 

Proven method of how ancient Alpha Aztec Warriors proved dominance over Beta males (Often called pretty)
The Aztec Warrior sleeps mouth open in public so everyone knew who the Alpha was.

Sleeping w/ mouth open 

According to very very VERY accurate history books, having the audacity to fall asleep with your mouth wide open, not caring who sees you, is how Alpha Aztec warriors showed dominance over Betas. Like, for real, for real
The older, more experienced Aztec Warrior, sleeping w/ mouth open, to intimidate the lesser Beta male ( Often considered pretty)

Split his mouth open

Had the audacity to open his mouth
This young man decided to split his mouth open to say something dumb

open mouth kiss 

Open mouth kissing is a simple kiss,
With or without the slight use of the tongue.
It is normally a short, meaningful kiss.
This kiss is simply a step ahead of the average Peck
And a step below a full blown Makeout Session
NOTE : An open mouth kiss is exactly what it says
A kiss on the lips, with mouths slightly opened
To decrease awkward lip tightness for a more relaxing,
Enjoyable kiss.
Open Mouth Kiss :
- Slightly opened lips

- Very little use of tongue, if any
- No longer than 5 seconds
open mouth kiss by Crose22 December 2, 2009

Open Mouth Syndrome 

When somebody's jaw always seems to be hanging down, mouth is always involuntarily open, etc. Douchebags, dumbasses and hoodrats make up most of the infected population with Open Mouth Syndrome.
Pat- "That douchebag TJ never closes his mouth. Always looks like he's open for business and deepthroat sessions. Guess he's just retarded."

Jon- "Yeah dude that dumbfuck has Open Mouth Syndrome."
Open Mouth Syndrome by PatNig March 12, 2011