malteaser 

A word for people that have brown hair but act in a way associated with blonde people.

For the record - the way you act has nothing at all to do with your hair colour. It's just a slang saying I hear a lot.

My mate's malteaser, she picked up a clump of nettles, her explaination: "I thought they were my bag"

malteaser by Evil_Bob [The Female] December 30, 2004

Hairy Malteaser 

When your black ballsack gets so sweaty and drenched in cum that it resembles a hairy malteaser. Often seen in the hands of Liz or Samantha on a Tuesday evening.

Last night the party got so wild that we ended up in his room, by the end of it his ball bag looked like a Hairy Malteaser

Hairy Malteaser by Hairy Malteaser May 10, 2020

malteaser head 

Dergogative term for a black perosn often used as a racist insult to the similarities of their head with a malteaser.

haha look at that fucking nigga and his malteaser head.

malteaser head by Steve Mcgibbon May 18, 2006

Malteaser 

A brunette girl, but with a very blonde mind. Therefor being brown on the outside, blonde inside.

Shes a total malteaser, brunette but thick as a blonde

Malteaser by rona8z November 22, 2009

malteaser 

a girl ( or boy ) who is a brunette/dark haired person who does stupid things, or has "blonde moments"

eg, a brunette walks into a glass door! everyone calls the brunette a malteaser as she had a "blonde moment" cuz the brunette is dark outside but blonde inside just like a malteaser

malteaser by maryanne bob May 18, 2007

bum malteasers 

those little lumps of poo that come out in groups of 6,000,000 when you've eaten too much fibre. usually hard. always float. also known as phantom poo due to the lack of left overs they leave on your bum.

"omg. that rice gave me total bum malteasers"

bum malteasers by msfg May 27, 2006

Momteaser 

Something used to tease a mom. If chemistry is present, it can lead to a severe quarterloafing.

Greg whipped out his footlong momteaser.

Momteaser by Petricorps May 21, 2013