Moosed On 

Getting moosed on means that someone mooses on you.

"Ya'll mafukin mooses get off my lawn. I'm getting moosed on.

Moosed On by Rex Dixon May 6, 2019

hitler missed one 

Something you'd say if someone pissed you off, and if you know that that someone has jewish heritage.

ANGRY JEW : "*screaming and whining, then leaving"
SOMEONE : "....Hitler missed one."

hitler missed one by Dave February 9, 2004

covid missed one 

Something you say or yell at or about some nimrod whose existence in the universe is a net counterproductive event.

As I drove past this nimrod who was on his cellphone in the left lane of Interstate 25, driving ten miles below the speed limit, I shook my head and muttered "covid missed one."

covid missed one by BadDogSprocket September 10, 2022

missed two birds with one stone 

When you like an average looking girl (girl A) with a hotter best friend (girl B) and you admit it to girl B and she tells you that girl A thinks of you as only a friend, but she (girl B) did like you, but now that she knows you have feelings for girl A, she wont go out with you.

I missed two birds with one stone, now I have an extreme case of blue balls.

missed two birds with one stone by shane2012 November 8, 2009

One Missed Call 

A terrible horror movie that traumatised penguinz0 as a child. Thats all i really know.

“You know that youtuber that got scared by One Missed Call?”
“Yeah i actually watch him.”
“Cool.”

One Missed Call by CLONKCLINKAAAAAA December 16, 2021

that one time that u messed up 

you will never forget

remember that one time

u messed up , i do that one time that u messed up

that one time that u messed up by dabbo monke November 24, 2022

One Missed Call 

A terrible horror movie that made penguinz0 traumatised as a child.

“Damn bro One Missed Call fucking sucked”

One Missed Call by CLONKCLINKAAAAAA December 16, 2021