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morninization

The series of things one does in the morning to wake up.
1. "I would have not gotten out of bed today if it weren't for my morninization process ..." 2. "My morninization consists of choking my chicken, then drinking some water before I brush my teeth."
morninization by ImAwsim February 3, 2010
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mornification 

The act of sexual intercourse early in the day, derived from the words "morning" and "fornification".
"Screw Folger's! The best part of waking up is mornification!"

"I called in sick to work because I knew there was going to be some sweet mornification."
mornification by duhboss June 18, 2009

Morningcup

When you urinate/deficate/throw up into a cup at night, then rinse it out and fill it with beverage of choice and serve to disliked houseguest the next morning. thus becoming morningcup.
I gave him morningcup to drink out of. i had just pooped in it last night!!!
Morningcup by Ray Jolly July 12, 2011
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026