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mooresville, North Carolina 

a city located north of Charlotte. it is built up with businesses (which it wasn't 10 years ago) and is also flooded with New Yorkers. if you are looking for a regular house in mooresville bring atleast 200,000 dollars. it is home to many race car drivers. there are two kinds of people in mooresville. southerners, and New Yorkers.
Did you hear? She is moving to Mooresville, North Carolina! I guess her parents wanted to move to a slightly smaller city.

moorhsum 

Moorhsum is just mushroom backwards, idiot, why are you looking this up?
Hey what's mushroom backwards?

"Oh, that would be moorhsum"
moorhsum by fearthemushroom June 3, 2021

Moorestown

A quaint little towne where, one would assume not much goes on. But in fact, the opposite would be correct.

Nights spent upon the main avenue can be quite dangerous for those who are not prepared. Gangs of wild ruffians do roam but one can easily fend them off with some wity banter.

The senior house of education is a well honered plae to attend if, you don't mind large taxes on your earnings. Some may say the women of the school happen to be increadibly flirtatious others say they are well endowed with large bosoms. The professors run a tight ship making sure our education is of the highest quality.

The Anglo-Saxon race is the majority while other lesser races do sparsely populate the towne.

The shopping district on the main avenue does contain many fine eateries but the stores are begining to show their age.

Now for the parts of Moorestowne that cause woe. The towne does contain a large criminal underbelly. They normally won't bother you unless you don't pay their protection fines. But fret not! A large swathe of their lairs of evil have been desposed of by the towne's constables. The towne's constables do seem a bit gruff but over time one will learn to cherish their existence after they save you from some of the townes famous rowdy ragamuffins.

In clonclusion the towns is a nice place to live as long as you come prepared with knowledge and coin.
"I say my fellow do you know of a nice place to make my way in life?"

"Why, yes good sir I do know of such a place, the towne of Moorestowne. But heed this warning, try not to trifle with the dangerous outlaws that inhabit portions of the towne"

Moorside high school 

Moorside high school is shit year 7s act like fucking road men year 8 girls wanna cut them selves year9 and 10 all smoke weed and piss off the teachers year 11 act like big men and terror everyone and the teachers like to touch the kids
Wanna go moorside high school nah probably kill myself with a plastic chippy knife before I go there

Moorestown

A small ass Quaker Town filled with rich brats. Closet probably cost more then you will ever make in your life. If you have under a $500 purse your considered poor. Fuck boys and Thotties party all night juuling and drinking and see who can hu with more boys. Parents spoil you to death and be driving around town in there brand new Mercedes . More skin means more popular . White kids act blacked and the black kids act white which is the funny part.
Moorestown is a town filled with slutty rich brats
Moorestown by ahl1982 February 18, 2018

moorhead 

a town in Minnesota, next to Fargo, ND. but on the other side of the river.
Fag: wow, okay so your from MORE-head, heheheh do you guys give MORE-head?
Me: no. shut the fuck up, its spelled M-O-O-R-H-E-A-D. MOORHEAD! dumbass, go back to FAGO!
moorhead by hi.i'mkt November 30, 2007