Moosical Moosician 

A person who sings so bad it sounds like cows mooing.

Cig: Can you hear that person singing? It sounds like a moo.
Kig: Yes, they are a Moosical Moosician.

Moosical Moosician by darkgrey2000 June 14, 2018

prostitute mortician 

A person who is hired to have sex with a corpse who has wished not to die a virgin.

“The dead man needs a prostitute mortician to come in and de-flower him.”

prostitute mortician by Hughmungus309 August 30, 2020

mortician 

A band that commits sonic mayhem... a brutal death metal band that is known for its drum machine, downtuned guitars and gutteral vocals, also known for using soundclips from horror movies.

The songs Zombie Apocalypse and Slaughterhouse are my favorite from the album: "Zombie Apocalypse"

mortician by Jamie June 23, 2004

Mortician 

A nurse for dead people

Brendan is a sexy mortician

Mortician by thiskidbe October 31, 2018

moptician 

A hair dresser who specialises in revitalising mens hair after it has reached the stage know as a 'mop'.

Billy Connelly should see a moptician as his hair could make the perfect mop.

Dude you should really go to the mopticians.

moptician by halooooom March 20, 2006

Moosical Moosician 

A musician that is so terrible at normal singing they sound like cows mooing.

Cig: Did you hear that strange noise coming from the music room?
Kig: Yes, its someone singing.
Cig: It resembles a moo. They must be a Moosical Moosician!

Moosical Moosician by Rat-on-legs June 8, 2018

mortician 

Noise

I like the band Mortician.

mortician by METAL October 18, 2003