To montanez is to get with one of your friends ex-girlfriends, Making out = 1 point, in pants/shirt = 2 points, fucking = 3 points; its a fun game, just don't piss off your friends too bad.
by Andy Montanez April 9, 2008
by Somersall43 April 9, 2019
The goofiest of goofys the ugliest of uglys the nerdiest of nerds the most goofy gay loser to ever step foot on earth
Possibly a zoophile
Possibly a zoophile
Wow bro Alex is hella musty and he always interrupts peoples conversations when nobody is talking to him man i hate ALEXANDER MONTANEZ
by Bubbadefinitions March 29, 2022