Monophyte 

Monophyte, hailed as a king by those who don't know
The real Jon, the one who doesn't show

By day, he seeks attention
By night, womanly affection

In the end, he is worth nothing you see
All he has left is his measly pea

So farewell you prick ~*~*
AC'ers, you no longer have to suck dick
(not that there is one...)

Monophyte: I will lend SuAP to people who write poems about how cool I am!!!

AC'ers proceed to suck up.

Unsurprisingly, Monophyte ends up not lending or lending only to those he considers a friend or a friend of friends.

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Monophyte by A More Handsome, Nicer Neopian July 22, 2010

monophyte 

A skinny white boy who happens to be really rich on neopets but only lends his prized Super Attack Pea to willing semi-hooker AC-ERS super attack whore who want to get lent.

monophyte : Haha! Sorry men, you won't be getting any SuAP from me. Bring on da laidiez~~

AC Whore : Oh jon, please lend me and I will do some late night video chat sessions with you over MSN

monophyte by The best avatar chatter July 28, 2010

morphasexual 

Someone who's sexual nature and/or orientation changes. Someone who has more than one mode of sexual nature and/or orientation.

The person's morphasexual nature allowed zim to be straight at some times and gay at other times.

morphasexual by Ophir September 22, 2005

monogaserious 

state of being dedicated to one partner

john is monogaserious to janee

monogaserious by beano February 9, 2005

Monophysite

An Oriental Orthodox Christian who is in denial about their heresy. He would rather use the argument that it was all semantics and cannot comprehend that 2 natures is in fact not Nestorian. A Monophysite is also one who was refuted by Saint Euphemia and the Holy Spirit at the Council of Chalcedon.

"Watch out! Severus the Monophysite has a crush on Empress Theodora!"
"Relax she was not into that Monophysite's theology.

Monophysite by SaintCyrilofAlexandria February 9, 2023

Moonchaser 

A homosexual man. Derived from mooning i.e a man who chases after (desires) the bare backsides of other men.

OMG, did you hear? Turns out he's a total moonchaser!

Moonchaser by LoryRaura October 5, 2012

morphasexual 

Someone that is so oversexed that they'll go either way just to get their rocks off, gay or straight.

That boy's nothing but a common morphasexual.

morphasexual by Ferd Berfel November 3, 2003