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monolids 

Monolid or mono eyelid or Mongolian fold (outdated incorrect term) or Epicanthic fold (technical term) or slanty eye (derogatory term) is a single eyelid, instead of double eyelids. Monolid is not solely an Asian trait. Those who call it Asian eyes are too dumb and ignorant, usually Americans because they don't live in Europe, to know that many Europeans and Africans have this trait too. European ethnic groups that tend to have epicanthus relatively frequently are Scandinavians, Poles, Germans, the Irish and British.
Student: "why do Europeans have Asian eyes?"
Master: "because they're not Asian eyes. Europeans have it too. They're monolids, you cunt eyes."
monolids by European Slant Eyes October 6, 2012
Monolid or mono eyelid or Mongolian fold (outdated incorrect term) or Epicanthic fold (technical term) or slanty eye (derogatory term) is a single eyelid, instead of double eyelids. Monolid is not solely an Asian trait. Those who call it Asian eyes are too dumb and ignorant, usually Americans because they don't live in Europe, to know that many Europeans and Africans have this trait too. European ethnic groups that tend to have epicanthus relatively frequently are Scandinavians, Poles, Germans, the Irish and British.
Student: "why do Europeans have Asian eyes?"
Master: "because they're not Asian eyes. Europeans have it too. They're monolid, you cunt eyes."
monolid by European Slant Eyes October 6, 2012
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Single eyelid without a crease. Many ethnic Asians have monolid eyes.
Lucy Liu: "Awwww, this Make Up won't work on me. I have monolid eyes!"
Monolid by Meerschweinchen-Klein January 15, 2011

monolids 

monolids are more commonly known as "Asian eyes" (although many Indians, and even Caucasians may have them) Its when the crease of your eyelids dont show. It is popular in Asia for people to use products like eyelid tape and eyelid glue to achieve a double eyelid. This isnt necessarily because they have a desire to look Caucasian, or because monolids are unattractive or anything. The main reason women wear eyelid tape is because it can be difficult to apply mascara and eyeshadow to monolids.
I watched a special youtube video for applying eyeshadow to monolids.
monolids by Snailfood January 16, 2011
Single eyelid. Usually south-east and central Asians have monolid eyes.
People with monolid eyes usually have small eyes which makes them look less pretty and more violent. In order to have bigger and better eyes, monolids use special glue, fake eyelashes or undertake double eyelid surgery.
That asian girl has monolid eyes.
Monolid by monolid girl February 28, 2009
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026