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Theory of Constructed Money

The principle that money has no intrinsic value; its worth is a 100% collective agreement. A dollar bill is just fancy paper. Its power to command goods, labor, and loyalty comes solely from our shared trust in the system behind it—the government that issues it, the banks that manage it, and the community that accepts it. Money is a social technology, a ledger of trust made physical, and if that trust evaporates, it reverts to its material worth: zero.
Example: "I tried to buy coffee with a $20 bill from a board game. The barista rejected it, demonstrating the Theory of Constructed Money. My Monopoly money and the U.S. tender were equally green pieces of paper. The only difference was the collective faith in the U.S. Treasury's story. His faith was in the Federal Reserve's fiction, not the one from Parker Brothers."
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Console Monkey

Console players that don’t know how to operate anything over 60 FPS
I don’t know how to operate this PC.-console monkey
Console Monkey by Silent humor December 13, 2019

Console Monkey

When console players attempt to use a computer or anything that’s above 60 FPS.
Console monkey: hey can I get some help
Regular person: yeah what do you need
Console monkey: how do I pig in the keyboard
Console Monkey by Silent humor December 13, 2019

Constipated Sea monkey 

The act of getting a blowjob while the partner is taking a shit.
Cody enjoys giving Constipated Sea Monkeys.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026