MomBook 

(v.) When, on facebook, someones facebook page gets creeped on by their mom, especially when a mom uses her facebook friend-status to look at the pictures, posts and statuses of her child/children to gain information that the child did not want his/her mother to know.

mombooking, mombooked.

Girl 1(status update): party tonight! its gonna be awesome!

Girl 2(comment): yeah were gonna get more wasted than last time!! maybe we can find some more guys that will take us back to their place!

Mother of Girl 1(comment): you aren't going anywhere tonight, call me right now!

girl 2(comment): oooh, mombooking FTL :-(

MomBook by 59842 December 29, 2009

macbooked 

-to get screwed or fucked over.

Dude, you totally got macbooked in that meeting today.

macbooked by Russom April 17, 2017

mombombed

An embarrassing public display of affection by your mother in print. Over the top written exclamation of praise that only a mother would proclaim telling you how great of a kid you are. (even if you are over 18) This could occur as a classified ad in the paper with a childhood photo, a facebook compliment, a myspace post or any other public note.

I was horrified when I opened my facebook and saw that she had mombombed me overnight with personal facts and over the top attempts at compliments "You are an amazing daughter!". **DELETE** ASAP

mombombed by NaptownRose May 25, 2010

mombooking 

verb. To use Facebook like a mom ie. looking at someone's profile and like everything they've posted in the past three months all at once. Characterized by the resulting notification spam.

My mom liked all of my profile photos, she was mombooking again.

mombooking by thedeerone August 9, 2015