mockdocdouchologist

individual that dispenses medical advice despite a lack of any formal medical training. diagnosis is typically less than favorable

mockdocdouchologist diagnosis-" Oh you have fatigue and chronic headaches? It's probably cancer. You should take an anti-depressant."

mockdocdouchologist by desert punk March 2, 2009

MonkMouse 

Wise Monkeys mischievous and comedic alter ego. Synonyms include: T-bone, T-monk, Monk-T, T-dawg, Edge-T, Chill-T, and Wise-T

Sometimes Kaelen acts like such a bruh Monkmouse, he can be such a simp sometimes.

MonkMouse by Monk Mouse December 30, 2021

Mocko 

A family name derived from pure awsomeness. A name meaning people of greatnss, kindness, yet different from the rest. The men of this clan have a way with the ladies, and the ladies are of great beauty.

That guy is so cool and has such a way with the ladies, he must be a mocko.

Mocko by btchn1 February 2, 2010

Muckmouth 

Someone who swears a lot.
Can also refer to semen in the mouth of a girl (or boy).
Also a skateboard magazine based in New Zealand.

Alex was wanking in the bath and the jizz landed in his mouth. Bloody muckmouth.

Muckmouth by nobjockey101 October 28, 2008

mockortunity 

A fake opportunity usually used by a supervisor as a means to get you to do something extra with minimal chance of any real benefit.

My boss told me that she had a terrific opportunity for me that would enhance my career. After she told me about it though, it sounded more like a mockortunity to me.

mockortunity by Mark Rosenlaff February 16, 2008

Mockro Brew 

Any large beer corporation's attempt at making a fine beer.

Man, I just got this mockro brew Winter's Bourbon Cask Ale, and it tastes like my cat dragged her hemorrhoids across my tongue. Someone pass me a Torpedo!

Mockro Brew by Timdick December 3, 2010

mockolate 

Fake chocolate on "Friends". Monica did a gig as a chef for the mockolate promoters. They wanted mockolate to become the traditional food of Thanksgiving. It bubbled, people made a face when they ate it. Phoebe said it was what evil tasted like.

The company that made it went out of business, but they still paid Monica. That was pretty cool, assuming the check cleared.

Monica: Okay, this is pumpkin pie with mockolate cookie crumb crust. This is mockolate cranberry cake, and these are mockolate chip cookies. Just like the Indians served.

mockolate by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd July 5, 2008