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mapinguari 

A terrifying, red-haired, giant sloth with backwards feet and armadillo-like claws living in the Amazonian rainforest - stands over 6 feet on hind legs. It emits a foul stench and a spine-tingling howl that instills permanent fear and panic to one who hears it. Is said to rip skulls off humans and suck out their delictable brains as well ripping apart palm trees for the insides. Ancestors of the mapinguari roamed the Americas, the Caribbean and Antarctica.
The mapinguari legend has spawned the pursuit for proof of existence, as has Bigfoot.
mapinguari by Long Lost Fan January 2, 2006
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moping nancy 

a girl who mopes a lot
its from a book
don't be such a moping nancy
moping nancy by lalalucy192738 December 26, 2009
You and your buddy go out to a grave yard and dig up a woman that's about 2 weeks dead. She needs to not be rotted and dried up. Then you lay her out on the ground spread eagle with pants/panties removed. You place your mouth on her vaginal region and get your buddy to jump on her stomach. The flowing of the beautiful juices will commence. Swallow.
Yo we went mulpin last night. It was great.
Mulping by coalminer April 24, 2005
the urge to do absolutely nothing. the ultimate laziness usually accompanied by a plain white tee, loafers, and sweats.
Man, me and my boy been moping all day.
This rain is making me want to mope all day.
Wow, we have successfully moped the day away.
moping by hodge6 January 12, 2012

Less moping more coping 

A strategy developed by Double AA that encourages people to accept that there are things that you can't control, and you must accept them. In addition, there are things in life that you can control, and you have failed at and missed opportunities for a personally desired outcome, but you must let these events go and not haunt you, in order to properly recover and prepare and execute better potentially successful opportunities in the future.
You unfortunately failed your Advanced Underwater Basket Weaving Mid-Term today Alex. Don't let this poor performance define or affect you too much. Less moping more coping! As long as you remember that, you can rebound this semester and repair your grade.

moping the table 

The term coined by poker pro Usman Aslam refers to taking all of the money/chips that people may have on the table in a poker game, while making the most donkey plays. All in on 7-2 off suite pre-flop and taking pots down with nine high are donkey plays and taking all of peoples money is moping the table clean.
Tony was on fire last night, I had Aces cracked by two pairs of 8/3. He was moping the table, no one stood a chance against his big stack.