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Baba Milanka 

Baba Milanka is a mythical creature believed to have lived between the years of 2 - 2003. She is believed to have unlimited unimaginable prowess, and also is believed to have the power of the Sharingan eye. There is a myth connected to Baba Milanka and it is about a huge battle that broke down on the mountain of old age Serbia called Jahorina. The battle was fought between a mythical creature called Elias, and Baba Milanka. The victor of the battle is unknown, and the battle itself remains a mystery. The date of her death is also unknown, but it is believed that she was erased of the world by a higher power. The last time MIlanka was seen was on the sixth of June, 2003. Some people believe she has died, while some people believe she is still alive and well, hiding in the city of Belgrade.
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Baba Milanka saved the world of an evil power that is Elias.
Baba Milanka by Timotijevic Kosana January 20, 2019
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Miltswanca

Mother I'd Like To Sleep With And Never Call Again.
-Coined by Barny AKA Lorenzo Von Matterhorn from 'How i met your Mother'
Derrick : "Holy crap Tabits mother is a MILTSWANCA"
Dorrine: "no way, you'd definately call back."
Miltswanca by JohnmegaDong November 16, 2009

Milswanca 

"Mother I('d) Like (to) Sleep With And Never Call Again"
coined by Barney Stinson from How I met Your Mother
"Barney Stinson is back on the market. Mothers, lock up your daughters. Daughters, lock up your Milswancas"
Milswanca by LucASSo November 17, 2009

mulshankar

A sexy man who can't wait to get married. He chats up teenagers and drops them when they say they are 96. He's the perfect man for any girl. If you find a Mulshankar dont give him up (he won't let you anyway)
Who's that sexy man? OHHHH! Its Mulshankar!
mulshankar by Shankyboy March 15, 2020

MILSWANCA 

Variation of MILF - Mother I'd Like to Sleep With And Never Call Again.
If she's as hot as her daughter, Katy Perry's mom is a MILSWANCA.
MILSWANCA by cityStatic December 7, 2010
The most amazing girl in the whole world. She is funny, spirited, gorgeous and intelligent. She will always make you laugh and you will be amazed by her kindness.
"Man i fell in love with you, milanka!"
milanka by Champagn mami January 11, 2017

MILTSWANCA

Mother I'd Like To Sleep With And Never Call Again

As made famous by the Television show, How I Met Your Mother
Person 1: Mother's, hide your daughters! Daughter's hide you Miltswanca's!
MILTSWANCA by AutumnAnonymous November 16, 2009