midday soiree 

Pretentious, translation-challenged oxymoron that mistakes the meaning of the French word "soirée" to be "party" instead of "evening." Refers to a meetup of haughty people probably in a yatch eating cucumber sandwiches and wearing breeches.

We look forward to a midday soiree of great company, intriguing conversation, tasty cocktails, and assorted entertainment at The Manor.

midday soiree by rorrzo August 3, 2017

midday wood 

The time where your wood that interrupts you in the middle of the day when your are off guard.

During the lunch break, Tom had to hide the midday wood

midday wood by Freddy Morris April 13, 2014

midbag 

ball sack that is connected halfway up the penis

id go balls deep. but my midbag is getting in the way =(

midbag by Bsteeze June 16, 2010

middax 

Middax or middies it’s a word that mean the same as missus in New Zealand 🇳🇿

Bro 1:Yo my hommie is that your middax

Bro 2: fuckin Chur ghee she mine

middax by Your middax November 25, 2017

midfag 

a midfag is a term used from 4chan.

a midfag is a fag from 4chan that has been around for a decent amount of time, but not enough to be an oldfag.

Anon1: GTFO newfag!
Anon2: Stfu turd! you cant even triforce! gtfo my 4chan!
Anon1: Lol you midfag.

midfag by Bob rogers midfag December 8, 2009

midday choker 

Fellatio position using the office copier for leverage or balance.

"Bob got fired for trying to get a midday choker from his secretary."

midday choker by irowboat August 27, 2009

Midda dins

Midda dins means Mr. Grinch
Midda Dins is the green guy who stole christmas from Dr Seuss

Girl 1: "So why did your boyfriend break up with you again?"
Girl 2: "Because i saw him liking Midda Dins photos on instagram"
Girl 1: "same, and i also followed Deanrex on insta"
Girl 2: "ME TOO"

Midda dins by BjømsWordCreator July 9, 2022