Microweiner (microween) 

An individual with an abnormally small penis that needs to be seen with a microscope. This can also be referred to as a Big Daddy David G.

Makayla K's bubble booty found out that her boyfriend, Big Daddy David G had an intense microweiner (microween).

Microweiner (microween) by Sunny45 June 18, 2018

micromind

A mind so astoundingly tiny that it is almost imperceptible.

Suffering from a clear case of micromind, the Moron in Chief is willing to tweetily pontificate on many topics.

micromind by Dr Bunnygirl March 12, 2019

Micronites 

Imaginary "little-people" or "micro-people" that psychotics claim to see or hear.

The assassin that killed John Lennon, Mark D. Chapman, fantasized that he was King over the "Micronites" that lived in his walls.

Micronites by Rosskopf December 20, 2013

Micronesian Mahi Mahi 

a short but fat micronesian chick and her pussy smells like dead dog and her flaps is like my earlobes.

i just ate out a micronesian mahi mahi.

Micronesian Mahi Mahi by bigstinksharkysharkdevin January 29, 2019

Microdingophobia 

Irrational fear of letting the microwave timer reach zero. Sufferers will ALWAYS open the microwave at least one second before time runs out, thereby circumventing the ding or buzz that ensues when the timer reaches zero. The most extreme case subjects have never, in fact, heard what happens when their microwave timer reaches zero.

Frank's microwave might just play Stairway to Heaven backward when the timer reaches zero. It's a shame his microdingophobia's too bad to ever let it get to zero.

Microdingophobia by Dr. Poop, MD August 6, 2009

Micronesia 

A group of islands in the Pacific next to Polynesia and Melanesia meaning "small islands."

consists of the Republic of Palau, Guam, Commonwealth of the Northern Marianas Islands, Republic of the Marshall Islands, Federated States of Micronesia, Guam, etc....

Micronesia by DanguMofo December 7, 2012

Microtonal 

Music using microtones; musical intervals significantly smaller than a half step. (E.A. quarter tones or smaller)

/\ that is the most precise definition, but more generally it can refer to any tuning system other than 12 tone equal temperament, usually not including those that sound like it. (well temperaments)

Arabic music doesn't use quarter tones, contrary to popular belief. Arabic music uses neutral intervals. (half way in between major and minor) For example, the neutral second is approximately 3/4 tones.

Dude! Arabic music is sick, with all those quarter tones and stuff.

Arabic music doesn't use quarter tones, the smallest interval used is a half step; Arabic music isn't really even microtonal. Go listen to some Greek enharmonic scales or Charles Ives!

Microtonal by Microman67 November 21, 2011