Metric Dozen
Metric Dozen by el_N666 December 9, 2008
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Half Metric Dozen
A Half Metric Dozen is defined as either 5 or 6 depending on the situation.
To Circle logic yourself into a hole.
To Circle logic yourself into a hole.
A- I want a cigarette.
B- You just had one.
A- No I didn’t, I had half a cigarette before, put it out then had the second half just now.
B- So you just had a cigarette.
A- No I just had half a cigarette, and another half before… wait a second… I just metric dozened myself there didn’t I?
B- You just had one.
A- No I didn’t, I had half a cigarette before, put it out then had the second half just now.
B- So you just had a cigarette.
A- No I just had half a cigarette, and another half before… wait a second… I just metric dozened myself there didn’t I?
Half Metric Dozen by Myke April 15, 2004
Related Words
Metric Dozen • Metric Douchebag • Half Metric Dozen • The Doed Metric (noun) • The metric system is a consistent and coherent system of units. In other words, it fits together very well and calculations are easy because it is decimal. This is a big advantage for use in the home, education, industry and science. • Matric’d • D'Mitric • D’Metria • Da'Metria • dick metrics
Metric Douchebag
Canadian: Dude, these guys on Jersey Shores are real chotch bags, eh?
American: Uh, what?
Canadian: Oh, sorry, I mean, Metric douchebags, eh.
American: Uh, what?
Canadian: Oh, sorry, I mean, Metric douchebags, eh.
Metric Douchebag by Metric Douche November 21, 2010