agile methodology 

No one has a clue what this means. Companies use the term to make themselves look organized and modern, employees use it because companies do. Many companies who claim to use agile actually use the waterfall approach and do not know the difference.

Interviewer asked, "Have you ever used the agile methodology?"
Job candidate replied, "Yes of course."
Interviewer responds, "Good! I think I have all I need."

-------------10 minutes later------------------------
Interviewer speaking to co-worker, "He actually knows what agile methodology is! We need to hire him!"
co-worker responded, "What the fuck is agile?"
"I don't have a fucking clue so we need this guy"

agile methodology by Nutzen YerMouf May 9, 2018

methsounds 

The typical sounds accompanying the methamphetamine experience such as frantic goalless talking, loud pulsating music with an insanely strong backbeat, and absurdly explosive orgasms.

Our noisetard neighbors are constantly making methsounds; there is no off-button unfortunately.

methsounds by Dr Bunnygirl July 14, 2019

mephosotolisis 

A disease almost as rare as the CGA demo, in which a member of the Assembly actually overdoses on 3eb. Symptoms include nausea, sweating, increased wisdom, anxiety, seizures, the urge to get a tattoo of a favorite lyric, delusions of grandeur, levitation, insight into the meaning of the universe, and genital swelling.

"Do you see that guy with the headphones having a seizure while floating in mid-air?"

"Yeah, must be mephosotolisis."

mephosotolisis by Kreb_star August 29, 2009

Methopotamia

The part of Kentucky where the Ohio, Tennessee, and Mississippi Rivers converge.

In trying to make a Venn Diagram of amphetamine use, QAnon, and anti-vaxxers - the researchers identified modern Methopotamia, where shit gets recycled annually.

Methopotamia by JediSyd February 5, 2022

methological 

An idea that only makes sense while on meth.

My neighbor is the head of the D.E.A see that window? In the corner there is a camera and there are cameras exactly like that one in every window, but he dresses like a chef everyday when he leaves his house.
This is a completly METHOLOGICAL idea.

methological by Dr. tweak September 21, 2009

scrum methodology 

An agile methodology primarily used for software application development related projects where you talk more about what you are going to do and spend less time actually doing it.

"Do we really need to have these update meetings every 2 hours? You want to know what I did for the past two hours, I was in other meetings, just like the two hours prior. I haven't wrote jack shit for code, but I am really getting sick of hearing Brenda say, 'Can you see my screen now?'"
Project manager responds, "We practice Scrum methodology here. If you don't like it go to Diane's team, they use Crystal Methods"
Stoned application developer responds, "Crystal Meth? Where is Diane's team?"

scrum methodology by Nutzen YerMouf May 9, 2018

Methology 

Methology is the thought process which goes through a meth users head a spit second before he or she say "hold my pipe or rig or straw an watch this!!! Followed by incarceration or hospitalization or induction in the world record book!Most likely the first one.

Hey Randy how. did you end up in the Cull,an County Jail again?

Randy:You see what happened was my Methology was all wrong.The doctor says iv got chipped chromosomes!!!!

Methology by anonymous February 9, 2019