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metalcrypt 

An elitist message board for discussing all things metal with the exception of what really isn't metal, but is nevertheless called metal by noobs and posers. Based out of Quebec. Run by an elusive code developer who listens to obscene amounts of metal in his spare time. Also offers reviews and editorials. Located at www.metalcrypt.com
-Will you be on metalcrypt tonite?
-Nah, I'll stick to braveboard. They have chicks over there.
metalcrypt by Opeth Fan January 20, 2005

Metallurgist 

The reincarnation of a gay person. A metallurgist is given a second chance at life to be a straight man, and is often facing a need to touch another mans penis.
"Hey dude, are you gay?"

"Well, I was - now im Metallurgist"
Metallurgist by Luke February 19, 2004

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