Merken 

A mock piece of pubic hair used by prostitutes in the 1930's and 1940's who would shave their vagina's to reduce the risk of crabs.( AKA: A wig for pussy )

i trounced her dillypot so hard her merken fell off

Merken by Atomson Austinson July 8, 2011

Merkent 

A word used to describe someone who is terrible at an online game, yet plays it like 24/7.

Exodus: Oh man, you see that PBO leader guy?
Meteorax: Yea, the kid sucks dick. Fucking Merkent.

Merkent by zeroonefour October 23, 2009

merken 

A pubic wig. Fake mons hair.

Her merken was infested with lice.

merken by typical August 14, 2003

Merment 

Slang for moment.

"ooo, not doing very well at the merment"

Merment by Jammo March 14, 2004

meth merken

A fury domestic pet of a meth monster. Who is only seen about the house of tweakers.

"Did you see the meth merken go behind the couch?"

meth merken by skinkboy July 23, 2007

Merkendorfer 

A person who takes advantage of elves.

-Did you see Franz last night?

-Ya what a merkendorfer!!

Merkendorfer by Bamboozed July 14, 2011

MerkMania 

(verb) a location where you get all your merk gear and merk accessories.

"Whats good lil nigga", "whats poppin with those black gloves?"
"Oh yeah, you like those... I got them at the MerkMania!"

MerkMania by ChaiseCheree April 11, 2009