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coco mandango

a vagina with highly evolved muscles that enable it to create a vacuum suction sensation, similar to the retractable, secondary mouth of the creature seen in "Alien." Often gives the feeling of receiving oral sex.
Rick: Bro, my dick hurts from last night.

Stu: Why? Did that black chick have a coco mandango?!

Rick: Yeah, nearly slurped my wang off.

Stu: Coco mandango...gets you every time.
coco mandango by cocodilloz July 20, 2010

mandango 

A large, muscular, african looking black man with a great deal of sexual and physical prowess.
Ben Wallace from the Detroit Pistons is a Mandango Man.
mandango by Mikeal June 23, 2005

mindango 

Mindango (mah-dan-goh): A word used as a substitution for the phrase "my dang old". Mostly used when talking to a friend and drinking a beer. It is derived from redneck southern slang.
Tony: "Dam mindango lawn mower shit the bed the other day."
Bob: "Dam Schwo that sucks. Now how are you going to cut your grass."
mindango by b--rad September 16, 2008

Mandango 

A place where some people go after they die. A floating island in the sky, where there is no jealousy or boredom and everyone is engaged in wine drinking and steaming hot sex.
I'll have what the other guy is having.
Mandango by yev June 6, 2003

Mendingo 

He is the strongest and greatest man you'll ever meet. He has a smile that lights up any room. He is smart and funny. Loves with all his heart. He will protect with all he strength. He always puts others needs before his own. The best friend and significant other out there. There is no better man than a mendingo. He loving,loyal,kind,smart and sexy. He has a very attractive look and personality. If you have a mendingo you are the luckiest girl alive. He is a hero.
There's mendingo, he's perfect.
Mendingo by Violet08 June 24, 2016

Mandangos 

Slang term for a man's genitals
Flag football: "Don't put your flags in front of your mandangos!"
Mandangos by DaMoney August 10, 2009