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McDowell Steam Towel 

When in a sauna you take a shit on a towel, and let it sit for approximately 2 hours. Once its all steamed up and wet with shit. you the scissors position with partner and ram the shit steam towel into her vagina like a nail being hammered into wood. After being completely rammed in there you follow it up with the Alabama hot pocket.
jocktown: o dude last night was so hardcore!
butt nugget: Really? what did u end up doing?
Jocktown: niomi and i hooked up!
Butt nugget: how far did u take it?
Jocktown: i took it all the way! i gave her the McDowell Steam Towel! she even asked for it herself!
McDowell Steam Towel by CYACLAY December 20, 2008
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Walker McDowell Supremacy 

The one and only Walker McDowell, if you see him in the streets you better get your ass a picture cause he’s a rare motherfucker and you don’t wanna fuck with him.
ONG I am litterally in the Walker McDowell Supremacy Club at school and I follow him at @w4lk3rrrrrr

Simp McDowell 

A simp who does whatever it takes to please a girl he’s not dating.
Charlie, you’re acting like simp mcdowell for spending $30 on a girl you aren’t dating!
Simp McDowell by Robocoder35 February 17, 2020

Malcolm McDowell

A sickeningly underrated British actor, best known for his roles as Mick Travis in "If..." and as Alex in "A Clockwork Orange". Although he was popular throughout the seventies and some of the eighties, starring in "O Lucky Man!", "Royal Flash!", "Caligula", "Time After Time", and "Cat People", among others, he aged rather badly and stopped getting good parts. Of his giant filmography, consisting of more than 100 films, less than half have been released worldwide - but he will always be remembered as one of the most fascinating, charismatic and irresistible actors in history.
A friend of mine just watched A Clockwork Orange and is convinced that Malcolm McDowell has the most beautiful electric blue eyes in the world.
Malcolm McDowell by prettymaryk March 22, 2008

Benjamin McDowell 

Sociopath. Beautiful. Artist. Musician. Lover. Manipulator. Survivor. Humorous. Paranoid. Frightened. Alcoholic. Poet.
Benjamin McDowell is all of these things .... and more.
And my heart belongs to him forever.

Mcdowell 

The public high school in the Millcreek area of Erie, PA. Full of two-faced bitches, druggies, fakes, skanks, sluts and hoes. Two girls will hate each other one week and be "BFFS" the next. It's harder to tell apart a true friend from a fake one than finding a pin in a hay stack. Nothing can be kept a secret. If you tell one person something, you better bet the whole school will know by the end of the week. Drama, drama, drama. Cat fights happening every week, with the occasional bitch fight. The easiest task to get done there is getting weed. And the teachers are asses.
Bob: I saw 2 bitch fights already this year and it's only the first month of school!

Jeff: Oh it must have been at Mcdowell.

Bob: You guessed it...

Classic example of two friends at Mcdowell

Tina: Omg don't you just hate abby, she's such a pot head.

Taylor: 1st of all weren't you her best friend yesterday?

and 2nd of all nah every one be smoking weed.
Mcdowell by datt bitch October 15, 2010

Mrs McDowell 

Slutty, but fun and awesome teacher. Laughs alot and thinks that homework should be banned.
I love Mrs McDowell, she's so good with kids!
Mrs McDowell by duchess713 September 25, 2014