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The best guy friend a girl could possibly have. He has a lot of friends, but being his friend makes you happy and feel important. He is a loving, caring person and will always try and make people happy. He can be hard to hold onto and keep a friendship with, but it's a privilege to even be friends with someone like him. He's an amazing person, who will always be in your heart.
I feel privileged to know a Mattayo.
Mattayo by Tory1994 November 17, 2011
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mattayous 

A very amazing dude . Always horny

Loves to play games and loves his homies a lot

He’s mean and rather tall and always laughing . He loves to eat and hates animals .
I wished Mattayous was mine
mattayous by Mix2sixmix November 21, 2021
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Mattatouie 

A really really fuckin dumb ass kid
Yo matt why you such a mattatouie
Mattatouie by Matt=cockgobble April 1, 2019
Mattayo is a very genuine person, he’s real and you have to appreciate him when you have him. He will do anything for his girlfriend but he can act heartless. He’s an amazing personality but is also very protective
Oh did you see Mattayo with his girlfriend today

Oh yes they’re so cute together
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
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