Matsuzaka gyroball 

A japanese "strike-out": sake included.

Damn, that guy is a matsuzaka gyroball champ, which of course means he can hit a bong, drink beer, take a shot of sake, and then blow out the smoke like a pro, a pro in drinking games, like in beerfest, which is a movie where a fat black woman says i like my hot dog with mustard and goes down on a man with an asshole beercase helmet and a yellow dick. I would pay a 51 million dollars just to get a chance to see a matsuzaka gyroball.

Matsuzaka gyroball by Fa;ksjdfa;sdfie November 20, 2006

Dice k matsuzaka 

1. a very large, particularly odorous turd with a strong post-poop stench
2. a pitcher for the Boston Red Sox(spelled Daisuke)

Brodie, d'you drop a big ol' dice k matsuzaka in the pooper?

Dice k matsuzaka by Brodie Hart December 18, 2007

daisuke matsuzaka 

A rip-off. The Boston Red Sox, a baseball team in Boston signed a contract with 50million dollars in it. Daisuke is a horrible pitcher. He has an ERA of 4.40, and a total ERA of 5.93. He is a rip-off and one of the worst pitchers on the Red Sox

"Hey did you see daisuke matsuzaka (Dice-K) play the other night?"
"Yeah, they were stupid to let him pitch!"

daisuke matsuzaka by Boston Liver and Lover November 12, 2007

Michael Matuzak 

A freakishly strong Russian. He always wins. The only exception would be court cases.

OMG is that Michael Matuzak fucking that poor Indian kid?

Michael Matuzak by Papa Louie May 17, 2021

matsukawa 

amazing character. that's it

,,who's your favorite character?"
,,yeah, its matsukawa , our lord and savior-"

matsukawa by appleisgodmp4 November 8, 2020

Matsukawaism 

A religion in which we pray to the godly one known as Matsukawa Issei, our king, our lord, our savior, and his gorgeous eyebrows.

Me : Oh, yeah, I made a shrine.
Someone : Oh! Cool. What type of shrine?
Me : A shrine for practicing Matsukawaism.

Matsukawaism by anonymous November 4, 2020

Kenichi Matsuyama 

A Japanese actor who played live-action L (AKA Lawliet, Ryuuzaki), a genius detective from the anime Death Note. He was in Death Note, Death Note II: The Last Name, and L Change The World, as well as many other Japanese movies.

Person A: Kenichi Matsuyama played L so well in the Death Note live-action!
Person B: I know! They had a great cast for that!

Kenichi Matsuyama by forbalathegreen September 27, 2009