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Masturbation Proclamation 

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Law of the land giving any person the ability to claim any object on which they masturbates onto as long as that is not already claimed.
"I now own this due to the essential rights given to me by the Masturbation Proclamation"
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Masturbation Proclamation 

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When one masturbates while reading the Emancipation Proclamation, preferably while dressed as Abraham Lincoln.
Kyle "Dude you should come over tonight"
Brandon "Sorry bro can't, I'm going to do a Masturbation Proclamation"
Masturbation Proclamation by BROmeo69 December 29, 2011
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Masterbation Proclamation 

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When a guy who always denied ever jacking off first proclaims to their friends that they indeed do masterbate. Usually admitted after days, months and years of questioning and teasing.
Krieg- "You missed it last night. Brett finally caved."

Chase- "How's that?"

Krieg- "Masterbation Proclamation"

Chase- "I always knew he was a jackoff"
Masterbation Proclamation by woundtight September 25, 2011
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Nutshot 

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It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026
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Nerd neck 

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A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026
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love peace and chicken grease 

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"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
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