Marry You Hard 

To marry someone with such force that they are blown away with how much love you have for them. They are blown away and have no choice but to marry you for the rest of there life.

Tyler - I'm going to Marry You Hard!
Mechiel - Oh my goodness!!

Marry You Hard by bangsop September 7, 2014

Ask your crush to marry you 

On december 23rd you need to ask your crush to marry you if they say no thats ok

“Man i have no one to be with “ wait its December 23rd” So. you need to ask your crush to marry you.

Ask your crush to marry you by B3au December 21, 2020

I think I wanna marry you 

A nicer way of telling someone " please don't reject my ideas, I think I know what I am doing"

Boy: jenn I think I wanna marry you.

Girl: John, lol, lets date first, then we'll figure out if we'll get married.

I think I wanna marry you by Uncle Dimma May 26, 2017

Yes. I will marry you. 

Used as a comment reply on facebook (or other social media) as a response to a severely female-oriented action by a male.

Statements or facebook statuses that require this comment are generally made by males seeking the attention and approval of females. They believe this will increase their MRP (Marital Relationship Potential). This type of behaviour is known to work among certain female crowds but the cost is alienation from the genuine male community.

Man craving attention: Look at this picture of my baby cousin, he is soooo cute. I miss him soo much, he likes me sooo much xxx

Girls: Aww he's sooo cute. Looks exactly like you xx

Real man: Yes. I will marry you.

Yes. I will marry you. by Frank Deano 12 August 1, 2012

I think I wanna marry you 

A nicer way of telling someone " please don't reject my ideas, I think I know what I am doing"

Boy: jenn I think I wanna marry you.

Girl: John, lol, lets date first, then we'll figure out if we'll get married.

I think I wanna marry you by Uncle Dimma May 27, 2021

I think I want to marry you 

another way of telling someone : " please don't reject my ideas, I think i know what I am doing".

boy: i think i want to marry you
girl: no you don't go away. before getting married, you should get a girlfriend first, not the other way around

I think I want to marry you by Uncle Dimma March 5, 2015

I think I want to marry you 

another way of telling someone : " please don't reject my ideas, I think i know what I am doing".

boy: i think i want to marry you

girl: no you don't go away. before getting married, you should get a girlfriend first, not the other way around

I think I want to marry you by Uncle Dimma June 3, 2015