variations include "mateling" and "pikelet" little pikey
sir emporus matelet Joe Marsden first brought the word into popular circulation after his angry outburst "what is this... matelet" said in disgust. But soon had revelations of the true glories of matelet thus spurring an urbun revolution which made the term acceptable. Matelet is not just a word but a way of life.
LONG LIVE MATELET
MATELET TIL I DIE
hows it going fellow matelet, you are part of the matelet ELITE now.
Definition: 1 (noun). He who excels at creating and implementing various forms of subterfuge in every day life, especially at a Poker game. 2 (noun). He who is inherently unlucky and always manages to fuck things up. Is also prone to being hit in the face by anything being thrown across a room in jest. 3 (adj). Any person displaying any qualities above. 4 (interjection). May be exclaimed in a deep yet excited whisper when something has gone well or some goal has been achieved through toil or luck.
Background: Invented spontaneously at 3AM during a poker game at the University of Maryland
A really cool radical friend and person to be around, specially if their first name is cindy, its an amazing combination. consider yourself lucky if you have a friend with a last name like this because you'll never regret it
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.