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Coconut Mall’d 

You just got COCONUT MALL’D.
Send this to your friends to Coconut Mall them.
Jamal: Hey dude look at this hilarious meme
Patrick: Okay
*meme of coconut mall*
Patrick got coconut mall’d
Coconut Mall’d by muelbailey February 10, 2021

D'mall Sick 

here comes D'mall Sick
D'mall Sick by CattyMeowy December 12, 2022

Mall Douche 

Young Males that hang around the malls with razored spike haircuts normally with dye stripes.
Always has at least 1 or 2 flake plastic earings and or ipod white earphones that arent attached to anything.
They are normally skinny pacific islanders and dress like its 1989 and hanging out or stalking 13 year old girls.
Mall Douche
Scum
Bad fashion
Rap videos
Mall Douche by Moneyshot NZ December 13, 2009

Avoid the Mall Day 

On the day after Thanksgiving (a.k.a. Black Friday) all shopping areas are total chaos. Rather than fighting insane crowds to save a few dollars, the smart people stay home and avoid the malls on that Friday.
I hate holiday shopping crowds, so I honor Avoid the Mall Day and do my shopping on-line.

National Suck That 5'5 guys dick at the mall day 

Suck that one 5'5 guy who you brought to the mall dick
"Bro its National Suck That 5'5 guys dick at the mall day and I'm 5'5 at the mall!"

violently gargles on his dick

Mall Dump 

A dump that one would likely find in a mall bathroom toilet because the producer was so proud of it that he/she decided not to flush so that other people could see it. Can also be used to describe the estimated size of an upcoming dump.
Hey Eric check out this Mall Dump I just took in your toilet...SWEET!...or...Dude we gotta find a bathroom quick because I have to take a massive Mall Dump...HURRY!
Mall Dump by Baroo72 February 16, 2009