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Breasta Majesta 

A term for really big breasts - can be derogatory or complimentary, depending on context. When it is said of a stranger, it tends to be used offensively (generally directed at overweight women); whereas if it is used among friends, it is more commonly an expression of mild jealousy. Guys sometimes would say it to girls who they are hitting on, but the girls don't tend to take it very well. It can also be used by older relatives to embarrass a young teen about their development (awkward)!
"Wow, that lady has a serious case of breasta majesta! Those things could knock out an elephant!"

"My cousin has proper breasta majestas, I'm so jealous..."

"That guy over there told me my boobs were breasta majestas, so I just said he was creepy and walked off."

"Well, aren't you becoming a breasta majesta, just like your dear old Auntie Maud!"
Breasta Majesta by ironic_meatloaf February 3, 2010
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majestiey 

A Manifestation Of Divine Dominion with Exceptional Positive Aura. Majestiey is a true Essence of Beauty Inside and out that has developed to a phenomenal maturity of LOVE. Majestiey has the laws, decree and answer to the kingdom and supernaturally disperses her wisdom in her masculine strength with a feminine grace. She is Eloquent at her finest with the freedom to create life of her own choice and decisions that only very few possess. Majestiey appears to be magical and her powers are from the Higher Power from GOD, JESUS AND THE HOLY SPIRIT.
There is only One Woman Named Majestiey, like there is only one JESUS, others love and mirror their name although they are the first/ only.
majestiey by Majestiey May 3, 2018
When someone finishes rolling a blunt or joint, but give their friend the first hit. The first hit is majesties.
Guy 1: I just finished rolling a backwood bro, but you can have the first hit.

Guy 2: I can have majesties bro?
Guy 1: Yeah, take majesties bro.
Majesties by ShjanPablo March 8, 2015

Majesticest 

A word to describe how ones cock is the most majestic of all.
"Your cock is so majestic."
"The majesticest."
Majesticest by johndope. September 10, 2016

Lèse-majesté 

An offense committed against a sovereign power (this would include both kings and elected governments), particularly one which affronts the dignity or sense of self-importance of this sovereign power. Lèse-majesté describes both intentional and unintentional offenses.

The term would begin to take on an ironic or even sarcastic meaning when the supposed offense is unreasonably manufactured in the mind of the sovereign, as seen in the example below.
"This wrong sort of Sunnis, known as the Muslim Brotherhood, commits the ultimate lèse-majesté of believing in the ballot box as a source of authority rather than royal lineage." Source: New York Times, opinion page, article titled "A Middle East Primer", dated 31 Jan 2014
Lèse-majesté by Cristina Y February 14, 2014

mastadevin 

A person who wrestlers with past fraternity affiliations and struggles to maintain the appearance of professionalism and maturity. Meanwhile, he is consummately at the whim of his fraternal constitution, and provided the slightest trigger (a Huey Lewis song on the radio, or any mention of tequila) and he will lapse into old ways - activities involving binge drinking, Muslim hate speech, or consensual sodomy.

He prefaces most (if not all) statements with "There was this one time...", and often takes for granted that your short-term memory is as lacking as his.

He alternately idolizes Tucker Max and Hunter S. Thompson, and wildly extolls the literary merits of the only author he's ever heard of, Chuck Paliniuk.

His understanding of human relationships, suffering, and joy is through the prism of drinking games; his morality is informed by the gospel of "Family Guy."
Bob is such a straight-laced, stand-up dude. Hard to believe he's a mastadevin.
mastadevin by TonyComo6969 August 13, 2010
King of all kings, top of the line baller, no really, he's the guy that you find him fucking your mum. yes he's that much of a kinger
Damn Jaden haow are you such a majesta and a kinger
Majesta by OmmokBicChips August 6, 2020