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materno-incestuant 

Also non-hyphenated, maternoincestuant.

A person who engages in incestuous relations with his own mother. Sometimes referred to as a motherfucker.

The term may have use as in insult.
Tom's not very smart. If we call him a materno-incestuant, he probably wouldn't know what it means.
materno-incestuant by dword October 1, 2008

mafternoon

a greeting for the time of day between morning and afternoon
Peter: Mafternoon Michael.

Michael: Mafternoon to you too, Peter.
mafternoon by anonymous - stl November 26, 2007

Masterton 

Small town in the Wairarapa, New Zealand.
Home to vultures and Wainuiomata rejects.
Home town of Ladyhawke, Top Town team, Jermaine Clement from Flight of the Concords, the odd mass murderer, and the legendary Golden Shears
Bro 1 "I wen't to a party in Masterton in the weekend"
Bro 2 "Eww did you get Aids?"
Bro 1 "Nah smoked free weed till dawn, was massive"
Bro 2 "True ya feend, hook me up"
Masterton by outthenorm November 10, 2009

Cookie Masterson 

Cookie Masterson is the host of You Don't Know Jack, Fakin' It, and Fibbage. Cookie is mainly known for YDKJ. The hosts of JackBox only have a voice, and so does Cookie.
Cookie can be seen in party pack 1, 2, 3, 4, and 5.
"So, who's your favorite jackbox host?"
"I like Schmitty, because of his responses in Quiplash."
"Cool thinking, but I prefer Cookie Masterson, he has a nice charm, and I love his confusion in Lawn Wax."
"Lawn Wax was a good rememberable episode if I do say so myself."

masternormanbator 

A guy who appears normal, once you get him talking, he can go on and on about his masturbation habits.
He's quite good at spinning bullshit stories to appear like a mackdaddy, especially on his blog that nobody reads but the truth is, he's just another masternormanbator.
masternormanbator by Anita Bang September 24, 2007

hanging out with don masterson 

The term originated on Dec. 30 2004, when someone, under the guise of "having to leave to hang out with Don Masterson," really just went home to drop a deuce so large, God himself couldn't create a larger dump.

Usage includes but is not limited to: "Hanging out with Don," "Big Don is coming over," "Big Don has launched a full scale attack," or even "D(on)-Day."

Usage does NOT include referring to the actual deuce in question as Don Masterson, but actually the action is what is being referred to.
"Hold on, Big Don is coming over."

"Sorry I was late, I was hanging out with Don Masterson."

-Were you masturbating in there?
-No, Mt. Saint Masterson erupted.