John Marstoned

When a certain character, antagonist, or protagonist gets shot multiple times by multiple people, either by automatic or single fire weapons. Used summarily in surprise or shock.

"Holy Sh*t! He just got John Marstoned!"

John Marstoned by Fwuffy Kitten September 28, 2021

Maidstone Grammar School 

Mostly full of gay boys. All of them are road men or gamers that haven’t heard of hygiene. Head teacher looks like an absolute nonce. Mainly short boys that don’t know how to shut the absolute fuck up.

“Shit I have to go to Maidstone grammar school now!”
“Make sure you don’t get ur balls slapped by the nonce!”

Maidstone Grammar School by Anonymous1237 February 8, 2021

Maidstone 

The place where grove street originated

Yo g I’m about to crack open a Stella in Maidstone God bless you brother

Maidstone by AlmostDan November 11, 2020

Mastone

The god of mastonism, and the true god of the universe. He doesn't care whether you have the gay or not, as long as you hump homo sapiens sapiens, you are pure in his eyes. Yet furries he cannot tolerate, for the furry doesn't focus on the human anymore, he focuses on the animal.

Do you praise MASTONE? No? You must be furry!

Mastone by SexxxMachine69 January 12, 2019

Maidstone grammar school for girls 

This school never actually came out the other end of ww2. If you are a student here then I’m sure u have heard about the ww2 tunnels and the book “a school girls war” about a million times. Most of the money that mggs gets goes towards building a ww2 tunnel reception, which let’s be honest no one needs. 90% of people at mggs are pricks that are constantly trying to get attention. The other 10% don’t actually come to school. However if u are in that 10% good luck because the headteacher will most likely email u 500 times to get u to come to school before you are brutally murdered. If u have just done ur 11+ do not come here u will regret it for the rest of your life but also don’t go to invicta because that is even worse.

Maidstone grammar school for girls is a shithole

Maidstone grammar school for girls by Whyischeesetasty February 28, 2023

Maidstone 

Slightly chavvy town on the River Medway.

"No John, please don't take me to Maidstone again"

Maidstone by oversized December 28, 2014

Mapstone 

A big bum

Damn girl you got a nice mapstone hunny bun.

Send nudes?

Mapstone by Booby man 6000 May 29, 2019