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maddenism 

Nonsensical gibberish or, alternately, blindingly obvious observations spouted by one of the most inept football commentators in the history of the medium. Fox thought Pat was the senile one when it was John all along.
"To win the game, you have to score more points than the other team."

"It doinked the post, and whenever the ball doinks the post, you want it to bounce back between the posts."

"Donovan McNabb is doing the things
Donovan McNabb does."

"First down is a good down."

"The quarterback's job is to throw the ball to his receivers."

"That was a dumb play. Dumb play. You know, that was a dumb play. I mean, that was a dumb play. I've seen some dumb plays, but that was a dumb play! (lampooned by the Simpsons. Sez Homer, "that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked! I've seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked.")."
maddenism by John Madden sucks November 16, 2004

Maddenite 

noun. A person who lives, eats, breaths, and plays the football video gaming series Madden. Maddenites are cult like individuals of the game who (often) relegate to other maddenites for social gatherings.

They possess a deep, textbook-like and through understanding about the game of Madden and (often) football. They would rather play madden than any other video game.
"Me and my maddenite bro Manzer are gonna do up some Madden08 later today at his house today."
Maddenite by Alvin Li November 7, 2007

Rickety Macdaniels'

When a pirate ship is crewed by sea otters.
When you see a pirate ship being crewed by sea otters and you don't have time to explain: call it a rickety macdaniels'.

madmaniacgamer 

A maniac who is mad and plays games
Look! There is the famous madmaniacgamer
madmaniacgamer by Lightning? October 1, 2021
basically the coolest last name possible. not many people have it and no one can change theirs to it.
dude, isnt Mamdani the dopest last name in the world?
Mamdani by amamdani March 5, 2011

Maddenize 

Verb- To creep and prey on high- school aged kids while being of the ages of 25 and older. Typically found in FLOKS, anyone who Maddenizes works a small job, has a few bestfriends, all of whom are at least ten years younger than him, and attends all of his former high- school's sporting events, ranging from armory- league basketball games to sectional championships. They are the "best fan," and probably shouildn't be allowed within 100 yards of a school, or a chuckie cheese.
I don't know, but it looks like he's ready to Maddenize
Maddenize by FLOKhater2012 March 30, 2011